Jumpjob

It is when a women engages in the act of jumping directly on top of a man's erect penis with no warning. This is a very dangerous maneuver, so take heed.

Tom: Fuck dude, my dick hurts from last night.
Captain America: Why Tom?
Tom: My bitch gave me a jumpjob last night.
Captain America: I would ice that shit if I were you nigga.

by suckmynutss September 15, 2009

jumphobia/j

fear of mapel bind, having anxiety during and before mapel bind

anw its purely a joke, i dont have any intentions to mocks someone else <3

emma : i think i have jumphobia/j
anna : that must be sucks right?

by smckmyass November 6, 2021