January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022

January 26th

If your name begins with d e g i k f r l or j your crush has to say why they like u and write a paragraph about you

Its january 26th oohh lily wrote me a paragraph

Thats nice fred i wish Caleb was spelt how mast spell it so darlagh would write me one

by Not_drunk74 January 25, 2021

January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.

by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

january 22nd

tell your boyfriend you love him day

girl: it’s january 22nd
boy: oh yeah
girl: i love you
boy: love you too

by pseyhum January 22, 2022

January 28th

On this day get ready for something amazing! Maybe a love will come, or something like money will show up! Good luck

On January 28th I found 50 dollars on the side of the road!

by raethegae January 21, 2022

January 13th

National tell a girl she’s pretty day

Boy 1 “Hey!, dude it’s January 13th”
Boy 2 “Ok, fine”

by Cat dragon January 12, 2021

January 4th

National hold your crush’s hand day.

Kitten: *holds senpai’s hand*
Senpai: what was that for?
Kitten: January 4th, i get to hold your hand!

by Bibbuisswagg January 3, 2022