jacob bastian

term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.
dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian
by THIS IS GOD WHO WROTE THIS April 08, 2009
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Jacob

Snake like and perfect deceptive and sneaky will steal your pencil while your not looking
Jacob you snake!
by Perfect organasm September 14, 2018
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Jacob

A guy who wears buns and loves reading manga, loves animal crossing and roasting people. They are good friends and very honest, are super funny and stay up late with you talking about weird stuff without caring. They tell you about their secret objects hidden in their closets. Overall good person
Omg Jacob just called me skinny
Omg really?
Yeah idk if he was lying or being serious
by Kia-Chia-Ikea May 08, 2020
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Jacob Black

The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.
Me: You're so stupid
fan: yes I'm team Jacob Black
by luvedward February 08, 2009
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jacob day

A fuck boy who wants to become better but can't no matter how hard he tries.
Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?

Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.

Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.
by Savagepitbull332 July 26, 2019
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Jacob Wohl

A pathological liar and conspiracy theory-touting assbag who is really fucking terrible at both.
Did you see the story about that guy who said bribing jaguars got Obama elected? He told police he was raped by a jaguar in the history stacks of the Baltimore Public Library? What a Jacob Wohl!
by Chrdilvan March 13, 2019
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