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The Ol Joseph Smith

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024
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JOSEPH

Joseph is a loving and caring person. He cherishes true love and bonafide relationships. He is loyal to one woman his unassuming heart falls for. However, it takes long for his heart to settle on a woman because he's highly selective and knows his taste. But once settled on one, he commits his loyalty, time and resources. Joseph appreciates beauty, especially a beautiful heart. Has a great eye for shapely and blight looking women. He's strongly attracted to courageous, loyal and outgoing woman. He respects intelligence and loathes hypocrisy.

He keeps a woman's relationship and remains committed. When hurt by the woman, he'll bear the pain till last minute before quitting. When he eventually has to quit, he does so with little fuss and doesn't look back.

He is passionate about diet and avoids belly increasing foods. Call him choosy, but you'll eventually join him in his choice of menu.

Joseph loves traveling and enjoying life for what it is - to be enjoyed. He likes eventful jobs which would include but not limited to traveling because it satiates his nature. To him, an office job is unexciting. He likes visiting new places and across borders in search of fun and knowledge.

Joseph dedicates to his career choice. His work ethic is enviable. He's a loyal and diligent ambassador to the brand he commits.

Joseph is a helper by nature and if not careful, can give out his last.

That's Joseph for you!
Joseph is used in reference of a loving, caring, committed and man who lives life for what it is - to be enjoyed.
by Jos Jason May 25, 2021
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At Joseph’s catholic college

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers
At Joseph’s catholic college is not good
by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021
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Joseph

Did you see joseph? He has legs for days
by sappypants September 10, 2021
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Robert Joseph

A great human being who doesn’t know how worth. Has a huge heart and when it is broken he has an anger that you cannot calm down. Had a very hard life growing up which has made him tough and at times emotionless but will always apologize when he realizes his faults.
Stop messing around or I’ll sick Robert Joseph on you.
by Fryz775 November 30, 2020
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Joseph

Joseph puts the reeeeee in retard. He has a concerning obsession with butts. He was hit too hard in the head as a baby and now is limited to picture books.
Joseph is so dumb he failed out of preschool for the third year in a row.
by Fratty Matty September 7, 2019
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