Tiny iron

A very small but a very hard penis.

"Eh, I guess I can ride that it's a tiny iron."

by Quandale jigglenut June 24, 2022

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Iron foot

Witnessing someone giving themselves a foot-j*b while in a iron lung

"Grandpa could go without giving himself an iron foot"

by anon5548 May 17, 2025

Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.

“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”

by OC2594LIFE December 3, 2020

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 2, 2024

Iron Butterfly

Giving oral sex to a woman on her period. The partners face is then seen as a bloody (iron butterfly)

She was on the rag but I went down on her and when I came up for air my face looked like an Iron Butterfly

by Celtic Nations February 4, 2020

Iron Fam

Iron mans family

John: Are you Tony Stark’s daughter?
Morgan Stark: Yeah, I’m part of the iron fam.

by SucMehFatThanosBooty October 21, 2019