Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition

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by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Big Iron On His Dick

A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.

Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points

by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021

Iron maiden

One of the toughest normal enemies that you fight in Resident Evil 4. They have spikes in them that extend when you are in range. The best way to defeat one is eiher a rocket launcher or the chicago typeweiter. The game tells you that you have to use the infrared scope and the sniper to defeat them but it is slow.

"I was playing re4 last night and an iron maiden killed me. It was an awesome death though"

by 12D3 December 16, 2008

pumping iron

To have brutal sex with the opposite gender.

"I can't picture you pumping iron with a man."

by CMarieT March 9, 2009

iron cross wearer

An iron cross wearer is another way to say "skin head". Or one that is a racist caucasin, that wears the independant label frequently. Another characteristic of an iron cross wearer is to be over religous. Like people in Riverside!

"That town is filled with good-for-nothing iron cross wearers."

by Shmelby February 28, 2007

Iron Maiden

1. Iron Maiden: A medieval instrument of torture and death.

2. Iron Maiden: A heavy metal band also considered to be an instrument of torture and death.

1. Arrrgh no! Not the Iron Maiden!!
2. Arrrgh no! Not Iron Maiden!!!!!

by Verne December 3, 2003

Ironman

Popular term in St. Mary's County, MD, especially at the college. Named because of the 3 "events" involved, thus making it a triatholon. A team of two people has to drink 30 beers, smoke 1/8 of marijuana, and eat a large pizza in 12 hours. Similar concept to a case race, except more substances involved.

"We were going to do a whole Ironman the Saturday of World Carnival, but we messed up by leaving the beer for last."

by jadedruby22 May 7, 2008