internet

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

Internet Atheist

A person who goes around websites claiming every video they see is a fake. Especially those annoying youtube comments.

These are all examples of internet atheist comments on a youtube comment section:

alfrenium (1 minute ago)
FAKE!!

scorpietta (1 minute ago)

OMGEEZ SO FAKE!

du3l0 (3 minutes ago)
lol, this is so fake

MrLockerz1 (4 minutes ago) Show Hide
fakey video

milnp001 (13675445434 minutes ago) Show Hide
Yeah this is fake

by alan89 November 21, 2009

Internet

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007

Internet Fan

A person who has very little understanding of a sport, and thinks that he can make up this lack of understanding with a great knowledge of irrelevant, unnecessary statistics. Instead of actually watching "his team's" games, or ever attempting to play the sport, this person spends a great deal of time on the internet looking up ridiculous statistics. So while this person has the ability to recall a great deal of stats, he is still for the most part ignorant and not a real fan, just an internet fan. When real fans are actually discussing the sport, an internet fan usually butts in with some irrelevant statistics thinking he will sound smart, but really sounds like a jackass, and a straight up noob. Similar to a Sport Snob, but with less understanding of the game and even more of a tool.

Dude 1 : Chris Paul is looking like a stud this year

Dude 2: Yeah he runs that pick and roll so sweet. I see his shot has come a long way as well. He could very well be the best point guard in the league

Internet fan: No way. He is a career 35% three point shooter and his 2.6 turnovers per game stat is troubling.

Dude 1/2: Dude you're just a fuckin internet fan

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

Internet Bipolar Disorder

Internet Bipolar Disorder, or IBD, is when someone is all chill on the internet, and then something such as a thumbs down on a YouTube video, a loss on an online game, or criticism on a forum makes them go crazy. Symptoms of IBD include a sudden barrage of insults, sudden self-hate or saying they are leaving.

Fred123: Did you see Joe456 last night? He totally had Internet Bipolar Disorder.
Bob7890: I know, right? Once I criticized his idea, he totally started raging.

by Chitose Sakura May 16, 2014

from the internet

someone who is always on the internet and actually understands the meaning of the words meme and troll.

have you ever tried describing the word meme to someone who isnt from the internet?

by betty betty nugs January 1, 2012

Internet Explorer

The Most Common Browser,but Most used is Mozilla Firefox.

It's more Evil than Firefox,a Virus Bait,and is more Slow than Mozilla Firefox,There is No Bright Side in this crappy Machine. Always Obsolete. ALWAYS.

A: Dude! I have Firefox,man!
B: You have a Brain,than Our Teach,who Uses Interweb Exploder!
A: I'd Second that.
B: word.Internet Explorer Sucks.

by mokong a March 3, 2009