paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

paint

A type of British beverage to get at a pub

Yo mate get me a pint of paint

by Jesusisgayforu September 5, 2021

Taint Paint

While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.

Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.

by letsmergedotcom January 5, 2022

spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 29, 2020

Finger painting

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting

Ohh baby i want to fingure paint you tonight. Cause everyone is finger painting these days!

by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018