cart before the horse

Putting the cart before the horse is doing something in the opposite or reverse order, as in "Don't put the cart before the horse."

He put the cart before the horse when he bought the house before he got the loan."

by Jack Hayslett September 17, 2008

Trojan Mongorian Horse

A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.

"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim

by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011

reverse horse

since most horses that are white have black penises, if you are white with a black penis- you are a reverse horse.

Billy: hey timmy lets compare penises!
Timmy: Oh my god why is your penis black but you are white?
Billy: Because i'm a reverse horse!!

by Andrew Shitstone July 3, 2008

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

Horsefucker

one who has sexual congress with horse(s); also a character in the film "Dances With Wolves." Horse Fucker was the Injun Dances visited late at night for some teepee action.

About the age of thirty Jack became a horsefucker. Jack later met Jill, who enjoyed blowing horses, so they formed a team that went from town to town performing disgusting sexual acts with nags, fillies and stallions. The two finally settled in Durango, Colorado, where they run a greasy flap jack house.

by Herb Slojewski December 28, 2005

hors d'ivorce

Formerly married women who put out early in a relationship, or evening.

I love hors d'ivorce. I didn't even have to buy dinner.

by Ace Binkley November 1, 2005

horse face

A girl who's features resemble that of a horse.

Hey, that girl on the rugby team is such a horse face. I bet she runs all the time. Nick name: seabiscuit.

or
Sarah Jessica Parker

by reinprecht October 24, 2007