Golden Monsoon

The act of breaking up with your now insignificant other. First make sure you have a fan, a ceiling fan will not get the desire effect- a box fan is preferred. While the person is sleeping turn the box fan in their their direction, preferably towards their face. Then begin to urinate into the fan. The urine will resemble a yellow-golden monsoon. Grab your shit and get out and stay out, do not pass go, and do not return a phone call. Congratulation you have now given someone a golden monsoon.

My now ex girlfriend Cinnamon (her stage name) was given a golden monsoon when we broke up after I found out she slept with my Aunt Tammy.

by CUL-DIS-SAC July 23, 2016

Gold lips

When you are good at giving head

Yo i went to my girls last night and she has gold lips bro

by The queen of bad bitches September 4, 2016

Golden Ladrador

A highly exciteable LAD

Whos that running around the pub outside.
Is Steve hes a Golden Ladrador

by mysterious fag October 2, 2016

GOLDEN RULE BREAKER

the breaker of the golden rule.
Other know as the golden rule breaker.

A name given to thos that have broken the golden rule...

"Ha look"... That's the golden rule breaker..
Oh boy here comes the golden rule breaker .
"I wonder if the golden rule breaker did it".

by Yeetthatboipowder October 13, 2016

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 15, 2017

golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.

I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.

by Three points November 25, 2016

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017