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All my Friends are Toxic

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song
Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic
by Heliossss April 25, 2022
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friends

People that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
by katiiiiee xx January 12, 2008
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Sunshine Friend

sunshine friends are those when all is well, they hang by your side.... until the bad times arrive.

then you look around and see

that those friends are gone.
Having a Sunshine Friend sucks!

"I'm sorry I don't care to here about your problems, I have my own, and they are worse than yours." said the Sunshine Friend

"I don't care about you, I'm trying to take care of MEEE." said the Sunshine Friend

You may feel like the world is crashing in on you, and then your friend decides to avoid you, bc they don't want to be around you. Even when they have been through so much stuff and you were there to listen to that Sunshine Friend.
by Naomi7777 October 30, 2011
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fake friendship

A fake friendship is a non-romantic relationship you have with someone that is not genuine. Either party in this kind of friendship may talk bad about the other behind their back, lie, steal, cheat and ultimately should not be trusted. The worst part about a fake friendship is one or both people in the relationship usually act like they're best friends while in front of each other.
I told this girl, I'm tired of our fake friendship because she always talks bad about me to her boyfriend and makes fun of me all of the time when I'm not there.
by Yours truly052012 November 10, 2013
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The Coon and Friends

The coon is a super hero Eric Cartman from south Park,
The friends include Mysterion (Kenny McCormick), Toolshed (Stan Marsh), Iron Maiden (Timmy), TupperWare (Token Black), Mosquito (Clyde), Mintberry Crunch (Bradley), and Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)
They are trying to save the world from BP oil who keeps drilling holes in the wrong spot.
Women: Somebody help Helpp!

Police: Mam The coon and friends are on the way.
Women: Thank good!
The Coon: It is i the coon,... nd friends.
by KAA.kaa November 16, 2010
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friends with benefits

when 2 people have all of the traits a relationship has,but aren't labeled boyfriend and girlfriend.and they are free to date whoever without consequence,unless you agree to other terms.
Shayne:Want to be friends with benefits?
Cayley: Sure but what are out terms
Shayne:we can date outside of this,but we still do relationship like stuff.
Cayley: Lets start now.
by oblowi March 27, 2011
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fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.
Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.
by Angel June 21, 2003
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