The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"

"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"

by sickboy101 May 17, 2010

7/11 Friend

A friend who is only a friend when it is convient for them.

Paige: Have you noticed Rachel only comes over when we have weed?

Julia: Yeah she is a 7/11 friend.

by OhMeg April 27, 2012

A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.

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#its time to stop

by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017

gay ass friend

just a normal person who thinks their your friend but they aren't. and you also think they are gay for you.

dude that kid just acts like a fucking gay ass friend , I think hes gay for me.

by The guy with website humor April 19, 2017

Fuck a friend day

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵

Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

by Fuck a friend day February 19, 2021

bullshit friend

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.

I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.

by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006

as a friend

How the hottest woman at the party likes you.

You wouldn't believe how many sexxy chicks I'm "friends" with.

by spot August 23, 2004