by Balls_112 September 8, 2021

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Tiffany: Shut the fuck up! It’s quiet time.
Bartholomew: Gurl you need to tame your sour punani energy.
Bartholomew: Gurl you need to tame your sour punani energy.
by Balletdancer2004 August 21, 2019

by 11Somethingsomething11 April 15, 2022

me- Yeoooo Reggie lemme get some of that baconeggancheese my mans
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af
by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021

Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"
Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023

Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024
