donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Toothpaste Donut

When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.

Donna was wild last night, she gave me a toothpaste donut and now we’re cleaner from top to bottom!

by Dubtrow November 3, 2020

Donut Hole

The act of ignoring someone's words or actions towards you.

"yeah she tried talking to me earlier, I totally donut hole her ass."

by shardvark October 13, 2023

Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.

"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."

by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023

donut slick

After you eat several pasties and have no ther food....you have a donut slick coming out... sugar and water

I ate 4 donuts, 2 crepes and a muffin. I had to go to the bathroom and let loose my donut slick...it slid right out.

by Ballyfromcali May 21, 2018