Dave Tshienda

cheating on another level when you're in a relationship

He always dave Tshienda

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022

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Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

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Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

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