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Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.
Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.
by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013
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long distance crush

The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.

Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?

concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...

doctor: Has this lasted over a month?

concerned individual: Well over.

doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017
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Make your crush yours day

wednesday October 23 is national make your crush yours day. Ask them to be yours!
Hey, on october 23rd it’s make your crush yours day!
by Suc my pussy October 22, 2019
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You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
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fatty crush

being attracted to or liking someone so much you cannot get your mind off of them. you think about them all the time.
dang! i have got a fatty crush on her!
by Eugenius83 (Gino) February 23, 2009
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Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.
Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.
by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009
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Gut Crusher

When you are in bed with your significant other, doing it in the missionary position and you pull without going all the way out and with momentum you thrust into her with all your weight and you go so deep that you crush her gut. The move is perfected when she clinches her jaw.
I was getting busy with my girl right!?... So she decides asked me to get a little rougher with her so I decided to pull the Gut Crusher on her.
by Marz79 February 24, 2009
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