Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022

first cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.

Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!

by bkwrd December 18, 2024

first great-great-cousin-aunt

Great-grandparent's female first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

sesquiple-third-cousin

Sesquiple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

first great-cousin-uncle

Grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019