Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

dunking the cookies

When you're spotting your homie on bench press and you lower your ballsack in to his mouth

I was at the gym with Charles and he tried dunking the cookies on me

by melomelo11 December 13, 2024

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

Milk and Cookies

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.

Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds

by Thats-so-random March 11, 2025

Milking and Cookies

When performing fellatio, the woman is feeding her man homemade cookies.

Her: ready for your milking and cookies?
Man (Pants-less and hungry) heck yes! Take this cock and feed me!

by Chrissy o May 20, 2025

Milk and Cookies

Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.

It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy

by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025

dubai chocolate cookies

when you shit in a cookie pan and then bake it

I cant wait to eat some dubai chocolate cookies

by boobirdnrtd November 27, 2025