Hippie Coffin

The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.

Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010

Iced Coffee Roll

When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.

Booth took a serious nut and the next morning she made a nice iced coffee roll.

by Darkina May 19, 2012

Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

Black Coffee

A symbol of Hate/Dislike.

Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?

DAN.
Oh. *runs away*

by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018

Want some coffee?

= to do u want to have sex. if they say yes then...sex is on. unless of course its the czar of russia then its a lil out of line

-hey baby u want to go out for Coffee...
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine

by wang March 24, 2004

Coffee Walker

1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.

2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.

3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).

Jay is quite the coffee walker. Our IT Program Director has a real talent for Coffee Walking.

by WCSikes September 9, 2008