Cake

sex partner/ spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend / cut buddy
to engage in sexually activity
to cuddle
to sweet talk on the phone with your significant other

Im having a long day at work I just want to get home to my "cake".

by YazminSye April 12, 2008

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005

fart cake

A cake which has been farted upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Bart, don't eat this fart cake! You might get sick from E-Coli infection!

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.

Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.

by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009

Cake

Cake is another word for ass. Mainly a TikTok thing but now used in everyday talk. If a TikTok shows someones ass people are gonna comment "ayy so no one gonna talk about that cake"

Person 1: Yo, show me some of that cake of yours!
Person 2: yea okay...

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

layer cake

you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.

Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.

by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010

Cake

Illegal drug imported from the Czech Republic, popular in the wordBoom-Rave culture, also known as Bromicide or Russel Dust; proper name Dimesmeric Antiphosphate.

Place was full of custard gannets munching on cake

by Drusillus January 26, 2003