Recepy for Crusty Crabs:
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.
Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!
*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.
I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.
by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

by Mr Buttsboy March 16, 2024

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010

One of the most pernicious venereal diseases ever. What appears to be a simple herpes blister swells up to 4 times normal size, and erupts; releasing thousands of tiny crabs. the crabs disperse, fornicate, and lay eggs which mature into herpes-crabs blisters...
by wodiespodie May 18, 2016
