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Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.
Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
by Third World Sam December 19, 2024
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Cousin Syndrome

When you choose to ghost your friends to hang out with your cousin. Even if you promised them that you'd be on after school or whatever you were doing outside.
Guy: Sorry guys, I'm going to play with my cousin in a bit.

Friend 1: But you told us we'd play tonight.

Friend 2: He must've gotten the Cousin Syndrome on the way home.
by Madoka Kaname's husband December 25, 2024
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Cousin Game

A game that you play at your cousins that isnt necessarily bad, but is very weird and different from anything you play at home
This game feels like a cousin game
by Reilyisacousin June 17, 2025
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The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”
We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.
by E24601 July 11, 2025
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That’s my cousin

A manipulative & deceit tactic statement / phrase used primarily in the African American community when their significant other catches them making an inappropriate pass , cheating or attempting to set up a “hook up” with another individual indicating their current spouse is over reacting . This phrase is used by a narcissist to convince their spouse that they themselves are “crazy” & over reacting . If they accept that, it then covers up their behavior & they can continue to emotionally destroy their significant others confidence , makes them second guess their insecurities , and you can continue your fornication attempts .
Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?

Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
by Atlas Alcott September 18, 2025
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Dima's Cousin

A fat, white, eastern, European, child. Usually referred to cousins of eastern European decent.
"Hey Dima's Cousin, how are you today" "Dima is living far from here"
by Richard Murphy O'Neil January 24, 2025
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