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Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.
"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."
by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017
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Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.
Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.
by flybotworld March 7, 2025
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Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.
I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.
by clopez09 September 11, 2025
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blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs
by trakasis December 9, 2017
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blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes
Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes
by Truckie April 19, 2018
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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not
Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts
by bobbeling July 10, 2016
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