sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina

1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender

by Sons of Sausage August 9, 2017

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

by brupp December 4, 2017

bridge bender

A person who slides into your dms but you reject cause they are so stunning you can’t handle it

Leave that gals such a bridge bender

by acquaintance pg January 11, 2018

country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.

"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."

by ninirosa May 4, 2018

vape bending

When the sickest vape tricks are performed. Any bending is matter bending. Vape bending is the bending of vape vapor into inumerous shapes and tricks. Under the banner of the all powerful vape nation: \//\.

Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?

by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018