bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard

Rosie O'donnel is a bearded lady, as is Ellen Degeneras.

by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008

bearded happy face surprise

To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.

Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.

by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011

Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs

Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard

by finkyfoo January 17, 2010

Bottom Beard

Slang for a woman's chach.

This round it's men verses bottom beards.

by theMan88x December 12, 2009

neck beard

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"

by ay bruh April 15, 2017

beard

Beards are definately cool. Whether you have a beard or not, respect the power of the beard, think of how many different types of people have a beard. I dont like steriotyping but, Stoners, Moshers, Gangsters, Skaters, Bikers, Pimps, the list goes on. Everyone loves a beard and if you get it right it looks smart as fuck.

Bill Bailey - 'My eventual aim is to grow my beard, plat it into my pubes and play it like a harp'

by (*Sean*) October 11, 2006

Beardson Beardly

Leader of GamerGate HD and co star of the livestream show "The Weekly Sweat" ( with Fit_And_Hubris and together they call themselves the Ironybros ), also known as The Hetero Gamer or HeteroGamerVey he's gotten infamous among multiple internet circles for his controversial views on women in gaming ( in which he says clearly that women should leave gaming ) and for debating both the right and the left online.

Wow he's almost as cool as Beardson Beardly

Beardson hosts a show called the Weekly Sweat

by ocab May 27, 2018