A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.
Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.
Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...
Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...
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A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.
by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007
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That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
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First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard
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