Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.

Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?

by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

Gods favorite band

Green Day. God's favorite band. God will clear up skies to see his favorite band play.

"Why aren't there any clouds in the sky Tre?"

"Because God wants to see his favorite band play!"

"What is Gods favorite band?"

"Green Day!"

by GI.Joe July 12, 2017

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1) The most influential thing ever written while high.

2) An extremely popular Beatles album.

My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009

The Marching Band

Where 3 or more guys line up and perform Rusty Trombones on one another.

When asked why all the guys were motor-boating each others' assholes, they proclaimed they were lining up for The Marching Band practice.

by CarnieHandJob August 13, 2014

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011

Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 2, 2010

kwasi band

when a nigga has an afro and he puts 3 or more headbands in it to keep it out of his face

thats some crazy hair you got there, you need to kwasi band that

by wellfuck October 14, 2009