Pimp One

Is a hundred dollar Bill

A $100 is known as a Pimp One as its a 1 followed by two HOOes! He had roll of pimp ones.

by Darby Shine September 13, 2016

On the ones and zeros

Digital DJ or technician description. Ones and zeros is how digital information is stored.

DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.

by Bay Area Beekeeper March 24, 2011

A Classy One

The action of performing oral sex on a man, while he is seated in the upright position, with the other person on their knees on the floor. Looking up is optional.

"I love 69, but I would really like a classy one."
"Give me a classy one under my desk"

by Thecatlady September 13, 2013

Havin' One

This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.

"Hey, how's it going over there?"

"I'm havin' one."

"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"

"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."

"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."

"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."

by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019

The big one

Something big and typical. (Aka gun, score or anything you could describe)

Lester : "The big one!"
Michael : "The big one!"
Trevor : "The big one!"

Franklin : "What the fuck is the big one?"

by Sosku10 August 21, 2020

messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

One sockin' it

The situation resulting from using a sock when no toilet paper is available.

Dear Mom,

Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.

-George

by Trry96 September 19, 2014