Wow my cousin Alyssa is such an Alyssa. Plus she looks like squidward when he ate all the krabby patties. I think he hair is red like a fag. Her aunt michelle can't go 5 steps out of the house before flipping fucking shit god fucking dammit why wont she go on any damn roadtrips fucking pussy I swear to fucking got grow a pair, stroke a dick and get out there. Stop being such a fucking tool that you make ron and fucking god dam kim be your stupid "protector" when me and alyssa crack funny fucking jokes because honeslty they were so fucking funny I swear to got you stuck up fucking pussies you make casbah look like a mother fucking lion,.
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by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020
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person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”
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