by cmliliaep March 20, 2021

by Gloatenks November 15, 2019

by Louis champerrr August 9, 2022

by Sirputssgkafvvskgxgdsfufff March 14, 2025

Your birthgiver couldn't have held you in until midnight, or pushed you out a day earlier? People born on February 15 are horrendous narcissists and can't contain their audacity into their short-ass body. Calm the fuck down, Satan. Why don't you stfu and learn some perspective. Spoiler alert, other people have different povs than you do. You are not the main character in everyone else's story
Oh, you were born on February 15? I just remembered I have to walk my dead fish on that day, maybe I'll see you later, but hopefully not. Don't wait up
by thesethiccthighsdontlie November 24, 2023

the day where a piece of heaven, real life angel, perfect creation was born everyone wants to be you or wants to fuck u theres no in between ure just too hot
by Singalix February 26, 2022
