i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

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November 15

National 'do everything your boyfriend asks of you' day

Hey babe, it's November 15, could you give me a neck massage.

by TheRealDeal714 November 12, 2020

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March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024

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Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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