The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.
by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022

He is a blond with blue eyes big balls. also a meathead. he is a bitch sometimes but is always relatible.
look at that steven
by That guy gavin February 1, 2023

by anonymous August 4, 2021

It means to come first because you're the last person standing based on his performance in the 1,000 m event at the 2002 winter olympic of Stwven Bradbury. All of his opponents were involved in a last corner pile-up and he sailed thru to win from last place.
by Sydsal June 1, 2021

by Technicolor1 June 4, 2018

A funny and humorous guy who cares for any girlfriend he gets but can be very anti-social around in public. a guy named steven usually has a big cock and knows how to use it ;) stevens act quiet even around their loved ones and friends but deep down theyd love to be more social and interact with you. if you see a steven like this, MARRY HIM, i would.
by gracin wright November 23, 2021
