Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024

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Leave me alone type shift

When the girls all want you to shake your dreads so you have to tell them to leave you alone type shift.

Ex: All the girls wanted Dae-ho to shake is dreads but he had other needs to attend to so he said, "Ladies, leave me alone type shift."

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

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To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

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Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lascia Fare A Me: The Soul Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

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