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may god shit in your cereal

This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.
Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.
by xorobyngrace December 21, 2007
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Bitch please, get on your knees

the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it
Tiff: ur gay
sean: Bitch please, get on your knees and suck it
by Dirty knees June 17, 2008
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What’s your ring size?

Often used by lesbians to refer to fingering. Like, how big are your fingers gonna be when you put them in me
Adora: Hey Catra, what’s your ring size?
Catra: wtf...10.5
by JudeTheSimp May 30, 2021
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Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck…
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
by Niromani May 27, 2023
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potato-spaten in your izzie's

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.
Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.
by Nino Grieco May 25, 2009
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steal your man girl

A BITCH WHOS AN ASSHOLE AND STEALS EVERY GIRLS MAN EVEN IF YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP
Alisa: "UGHH LOOK AT HER SHES SUCH A STEAL YOUR MAN GIRL"
Ashley: " YA SHE LITERALLY STOLE MY MAN"
joseph: hey ladies this is my girl ____
lisa: HEY YOU WERE MINE #stealyourmangirl
by ihatedanya October 11, 2018
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your moms gay lol

the worst insult you can say to someone

like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful
i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself
by shrek=drek May 6, 2018
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