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i pfk

PFK is just short for i play for keeps... and that kinda means if you aint first you last... and well im just the best of the best.
so yea dude i was just wlakin wit my friends when like ten Monkeys(retard black guys who try and jump.)came out of no were and said yo nigga run yo pockets this aint no game.
So i was lik yo you better chill the fuck out. cuase i pfk and lets just say im not last. puck ass... then they said on bloody C you lucky.
by chris,cuellar February 8, 2008
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to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.
Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.
by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008
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I press record

When it's late at night
And you're fast asleep
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record
I become a fiend
And no one else is watching
I let my fingers do the walking
I press record

In Pinks Son Fingers!
by Ankido January 12, 2008
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i r spartracoos

A play off the famous phrase, "I am Spartacus!"

The phrase comes from the movie "Spartacus" in which the Romans intend to kill him. In order to save Spartacus, all of his followers claim they are Spartacus, each one shouting, "I am Spartacus!"

The phrase is also known to be used in the movie "That Thing You Do" in which the main character, when feeling excited and/or on top of the world, shouts, "I am Spartacus!!!"
LOL! I win! i r spartracoos! XD
by Hamstergirl May 21, 2008
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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.
Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.
by The British Guy February 24, 2009
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cook-ied

Jerome:Why ur bitch wildin out like that?
Trey:Dont worry I havent cook-ied her yet.
by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008
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