I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

I love hope

hope is a beautiful woman who has made every day with her special. every physical contact she has with a guy makes him fall in love. she has beautiful eyes, hair, lips,face and all in all wonderful she is kind loves love loves giving love and some how makes a guy die with love.I would lay myself in front of her to walk on me to not get her shoes dirty. hope is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world and I would love to marry her.

I love hope. 3 years at time of now

by cameronen September 28, 2025

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

by WWF Attitude August 23, 2022