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no shit sherlock

WHEN U SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING OBVIOUS BUT U DONT
DO ANIMALS POOP? NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!
by nigga_nah June 4, 2015
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mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.
Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus
by gurdon May 18, 2005
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Shit hit the fan

The toilet in the 1970's space station "Skylab" had a suction fan and a safety belt to strap yourself down with in zero gravity.

Zero gravity would cause the faeces to float all over the place disasterously so there was airflow to suck the faeces into a bag, a bit like a vacuum cleaner does. Now, if the bag broke somehow, then the "Shit hit the fan!!".
by Marcus Rosenblat December 9, 2008
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Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
by Rossoun April 16, 2010
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brick shit house

by Brent January 29, 2004
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some circus shit

adam: yeah so right before we start having sex she whispers to me, "I have two pussies."
josh: Oh, wow.
adam: and i was really drunk so i just started in at one, and it was the wrong one.
josh: that's unbelievable.
adam: yeah, i definitely went for the wrong one and i felt it go, "rriiipp!" Oh my gosh, it was some circus shit.
by Duder O'Malley April 4, 2006
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Bite My Shit

(v.)To copy or imitate someone.
(v.)To be jealous of another.
this niggas just tryin ta bite mah shit
stop tryin to bite my shit son
by the cat snatcher April 22, 2011
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