pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016

Blow your ass out

Something enjoyable or something that makes you really happy.

You've never seen Predator?! That movie is the shit. It's going to blow your ass out.

by K4W5 March 15, 2010

side ways burn outs

Invisable demigods who have sex on mountain tops with demons and abuse hallucinagenic drugs. Like Hippies but cooler and better raqppers Also see sideways Burnout underground hip hop fat caps ghosts samurai subgenius the sidewayz burnoutz sidewayz burnoutz mayan prophecy 2012 planet x

the side ways burn outs live in thin air and eat dead bodies of telemarketers under tables in New York city subways tunnels.

by ghost revolution gone wild August 20, 2008

out of the frying pan and into the fire

a term that was supposedly invented by JRR Tolkien in one of his Lord of the Rings books.

sam is the character who says 'out of the frying pan and into the fire'

by Lynsey March 6, 2004

Talking out the side of your neck

Lying for effect; Letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.

Prison slang. "I had bitches and money and all that shit out there", said Frank the Rat. "You're just talking out the side of your neck", replied Snake. "you never had two dead flies to rub together motherfucker."

by Patrick Allen Jones March 29, 2008

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

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Guy 1: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 💥💥💥💥
Guy 2: are you mentally ok
Guy 1: Ur so skibidi 🤑🤑 ur so fanum tax🤩🤩🤩🤩
Guy 2: *calls the police*

by brian33337 October 18, 2023