poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007

two man wolf pack

When two guys are together so much that you rarely see one without the other. If you are with one of them, your probably with the other one. It is also often assumed that they are gay with each other, because they are together so much; they are usually both straight though.

Mason and Jacob are always together...they must be a two man wolf pack.

by flockkaa January 17, 2011

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

San Francisco man hole

When a gay man gets a huge cock in his ass. As the top man pulls out his dick will leave a hole resembling that of a San Francisco man hole. cock asshole gay

"man i got fucked so hard by Jimmy's fat cock, he gave me a San Francisco man hole! I'm still recovering from Friday night."

by pinksock666 May 24, 2010

last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"

"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"

by thenoblesock January 28, 2008

man-dude-guy-pal

A pronoun used when the speaker is too distraught to remember someones name.

"Hey man-dude-guy-pal can you pass me that dew?"

by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

spider man dat Bro

Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.

Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)

by Ke§ôP January 14, 2008