Umatilla High School

A high school located in lake county Florida. The town itself is small and everyone knows everyone. You definitely need a DNA test to date anyone to make sure your not related. Full of kids who think they are the best at sports but actually suck. All a product of inbreeding because no ever leaves the town. The degrade anyone who isn't from there.

Oh I went to Umatilla High School, all my kids went and their kids go there now. My grandson dated his cousin on accident.

by Bronc raiser March 30, 2024

palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

Northgate High School

A suburban high school in the Bay Area. Located east of Oakland in a town called Walnut Creek, mostly consisting of white people who drink, smoke, and do dumb shit at night. The school looks like a fucking prison despite having solid academics. Only good sports they have is water sports and boys lacrosse. They are known for having a not so friendly rivalry with neighborhood school Las Lomas. Which if put together, mostly results in scrappy and shitty fights between douchbag white kids who are always high as fuck. The girls are known for being ugly and trashy but somewhat genuine people. The guys are known for being douchy and wannabe country boys. Unless they play football, baseball, or lacrosse, then they will manipulate and play you. They all party every weekend and know how to have a good time.

“Damn! You go to Northgate High School?”

“Yeah man! It’s Fucking dope!”

by pleasurepfromchiraq June 18, 2024

Higley High School

Higley is a school in Arizona that is most likely way cooler than your school. It is very welcoming, and has a very diverse student body, even if it’s just different breeds of white. Higley is a really small school, making it more fun than big stupid schools (Hamilton, Perry, Casteel), which are all insuperior to Higley and Williams Field High Schools.

Do you see how stupid we are
for thinking we could be better than Higley High School?

by englishtecher69 December 15, 2019

Alcoa high school

A school where everyone cheats on everyone nobody is truly happy the school only cares about the football team and nobody really cares about the classes till they reach their junior year just about of hoodlum in that school

Alcoa high school I place I would go to be cheated on

by Bearden January 30, 2025

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017

Middle Creek High School

Home of the Mustangs and rivals of Fuquay-Varina High school. Also an amazing STEM school. Its a school filled with rich people that have two houses and four cars or people that live in a one story house and drive a 2007 toyota carolla. 90% of the students there drive red Jeeps or Mercedes. The Lacrosse team is impeccable and the football team is good like every other year. They were voted to have THE BEST student section in North Carolina and a club called the creek crazies that runs the student section at every football game.

Girl #1 “What high school do you go to?”
Girl #2 “I go to Middle Creek High School home of the creek crazies”

Girl #1 “Oh yeah that school is amazing!”

by Sauce kirk September 17, 2018