she sounds so innocent because she is the most perfect person in the word and omg??? im inlove with her :)
by personallyidk October 3, 2022
Get the why does my gf sound so innocentmug. This refers to a post by @gayprotofag that came viral
The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
The post says "why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of blue and then an image of their notifications being red
by Gay Billie Joe February 19, 2025
Get the Why the hell are my notifications fucking red instead of bluemug. Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to
by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022
Get the Why do people like forks so much?mug. 
by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023
Get the tell me whymug. 2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
Get the Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!mug. Hym "Why? That was my question to you! I mean, I've probably already answered my own question. I... Am a very good guesser.... But I'm usually also very specific... And it's probably something more vague... I mean, the public justification is something along the lines of 'Blowing smoke up your own ass about principles to which you don't ever expect to adhere. Something about what you can't allow or what our country is.' But beyond that it's just you being an egotist. You KNOW that I am better than you and it's such a waste too because if you were like me you could just help all of the poor people and you would be totally selfless in doing it and you wouldn't need any of the things I'm demanding. You want to condemn me to an anti-fate. You don't give a flying fuck if I stab the kid. You know you could stop it. Because anything other than me getting what I want is good enough for you. And you don't care what has to happen or who has to pay the price. So your right. It is limitations. Not mine. But yours. It's YOU limiting ME... But only because I DON'T HAVE TO LIMIT YOU! There's nothing to limit! Joe Rogan could bash his head on your ceiling without standing all the way up! That's the twilight zone take. That's the 'why' that's going on here."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Get the Whymug.