Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

kentucky thumb

Sexual act involving one person just jamming a thumb into any hole in their partner

Last night gave his old lady the kentucky thumb.

by Brutalbuckeye May 20, 2021

The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

Thumb bum

When you surprise someone by ramming your thumb up there chocolate star fish and then say nice to meet you 😋

That's a nice arse I can't wait to thumb bum it

by Mac Slac March 5, 2021

leg thumb

Penis

Emily saw my leg thumb when it fell out of my swimsuit today.

by Bain_Train September 3, 2017

Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.

"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"

by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021

Thumbing it

thumbing it is where you And your pals are gaming all night

Mate me and Ike where thumbing it last night

by Alfiebear007 November 30, 2019