Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.

Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."

by JMRR5 June 19, 2022

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

You Knee

a girl that likes playing video games and making sock puppets and doing magic tricks

Yooo that magical unicorn is a total you knee!

by sprucetree 1986 September 24, 2023

i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

Knee cheeks

When someone of a larger mass has fatty areas around there knees and the inside look like cheeks

Jim: Hey, look at that girls legs
Matt: Damnnnn... they're some good knee cheeks

by Ding dong lama lama December 06, 2021

virgin knees

knees that havent been used to kneel and give head

hey, sheilas got virgin knees. you wanna invite her over?

by evassssssss February 01, 2021

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.

"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"

by Jettatura March 12, 2017