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massive mia

this is a girl who reads too much that she never showers and smells like poo and onions,
people tend to run away.

she has no friends.
errr its a massive mia EEWWWWW
by emily+paige :0 February 25, 2022
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Mia Melano

The greatest porn star ever, perfect ass, perfect tits, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect face, perfect age, perfect.
Man 1: Yo, are you watching Mia Melano’s new porno?
Man 2: Yurr, obviously she’s perfect
by I love Mia Melano September 8, 2023
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Mia Manipulator

Mia Manipulator is a person who manipulates others.
Sandra: You should totally go and rob that state bank.
Cathy: OMG NO I WILL NOT U R SUCH A Mia Manipulator OMG!!!
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Mia

A fine ass girl with AMAZING eyes great personality and funnier than my uncle. She is better than you at swimming, and can rizz you up with a look.
Me af: I fucking love Mia 😍😍
by Mia is mine 🤞🏽 March 24, 2023
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Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.
Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”
by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022
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Mia and Maria

Two depressed girls doing things that make them happier
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing

Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
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