mud jack

v. The act of deficating in ones hand (or using feces from acquired from anywhere) and using the feces as lubrication to masturbate.

I mud jacked in the shower last night.

by smangz March 22, 2011

mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being

Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.

by Pmilli902 May 29, 2009

mud island

a rare, yet massive pile of poo that fills the toilet until there is an island of poo exposed to the air in the bowl.

also an entertainment area of memphis tn.

Jimmy - i just left mud island in the bathroom

Cindy - What?

Jimmy - Go look.

Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!

Jimmy - Not any more.

by Harry Day June 12, 2010

Mud Hamper

A HUGE ass.

Look at the Mud-Hamper on that little Latina.

by Henry April 10, 2004

mud bog

When you motor boat someones butt cheeks

Ay yo girl let me mud bog that ass

by mudbogpro March 15, 2014

Mud Bogging

To motorboat another persons ass cheeks as you would a woman's breasts

Yo, I heard Jon went mud bogging with Cindy last night! He was motor boating that butt hole.

by Scrotamus September 11, 2014

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 May 30, 2016