Goon

A nigger

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?

by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023

The month of gooning

All of September will be considered The Month Of Gooning

All experienced and non-experienced, New and old gooners and goonettes this month is for you

For the newbies let the experienced gooners/goonettes teach you everything they know

Goon from September 1st until September 30th

"Ah dude I can't wait for September what are you going to do all month?"

"I'm going to goon all month because it is The Month Of Gooning"

"Well have fun with that"

by Jonnyspoon72 June 25, 2023

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024

Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.

I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.

by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024

Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.

"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"

by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024

Flicker Gooning

The act of Gooning your male genitals (jerking yo shi) while simultaneously fingering your booty hole

"Ben, Stop Flicker Gooning in class I can hear it from across the room man"

"Not now I almost beat my record of 2 Minutes bro just let me cook"

by TipTickleson1972 June 1, 2024