Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

complex cookie

A differcult person to understand at times, one who wants you to understand that her yes maybe a no and her no maybe a yes

this expessions relates to lady who l know and try to understand and who l care about a lot

1/ do you fancy going out tonight... no she says
but means yes l do but its up to you to tell me

2/ shall l come round to tonight ... up to you she says .... you don,t your in shit big time

by Shag November 24, 2004

Cookie ADD

Someone who's attention is completely taken away from what they were doing when they see a cookie

John: did you understand number 3?
Adam: yea, you have to take the statistical mean of ... Coooooookie... sorry, the total sample size.
John: Damn son you got some massive Cookie ADD

by aderol April 28, 2010

vanilla cookies

A white girl's pussy.

She got some good vanilla cookies!

by Feelmore April 2, 2011

orgasmic cookies

cookies that you eat, and then have an orgasm. duh :P

orgasmic cookies are orgasmic.

by snoop dogg? March 15, 2008

love cookie

A male blowing ones load on the pillow of a fellow person and then the person turning over the pillow and having the male love juice on the side of the face.

Ryan rolled over on Bobs love cookie.

by Robbie E March 19, 2004

liquid cookie

When you spray your nipples with chocolate sauce and/or whipped cream, and your guy cums on top of the sticky mixture, then licks it off. This is best to do when you are giving him a blow job.

He really enjoyed that liquid cookie I gave him last night!

by peachpie88 August 31, 2011