The California Cum Roll

When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.

That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.

by Alex and Danny November 23, 2006

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California Sunbeam

When you stick your foot so far up someone's nostril that they shoot semen out of their ass.

Nothing satifies my foot, nose and ass fetish like a good california sunbeam.

by Gonzoles January 25, 2009

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california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

by the fire man July 21, 2009

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california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

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