Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Cancer

Jake and Logan Paul... the unknown hidden sins of Donald trump

Their content is cancer

by PyseusomethingIdontknow June 14, 2018

#cancer

A slang used on social media to define cringe or something stupid.

Instagram Caption: - she so ugly her dancin makes me wanna drink bleach boi #cancer

by CrayUlaCamile April 21, 2017

Cancer Culture

To ruin a public entity, content creator, or an artists' life because they expressed their opinion.

See: brain cancer

Kelly: I started engaging in cancer culture, i just called out a writer for messaging "hello" to his wife.

Dan: Looks like you got brain cancer...

by l1b3r4lf0rm4l1ty June 8, 2025

cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Fucking cancer

Probably keemstar who has sex with a dildo.

Hey, did you know there are people on mars?

That is fucking cancer!

by Asshole nigger May 7, 2018