tard ass

Tard Ass : some one who is being a bit of a DICK HEAD and being supremley stupid and non sensical at the same time.

mike : yo man, yo momma is one fat sombitch, i bet she eats corn dogs fro breakfast.

by mish February 11, 2005

tard monger

those retarded people who always be getting in your face

any girl named rachel

by Haywood Jabloweme July 9, 2004

itech tard

A computer sci teacher at radford, who is a complete tard when it comes to computers. Which is very strange how this person got the job of teaching computers, when a can of tuna is to much for them to handle.
Also see (mistress america)

Man is ever teacher here an itech tard.

by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005

monster tard

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee

That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!

by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006

/b/tard

Someone who trolls the internet nerd gathering of 4chan.org. Basiacally it's where they all go to be n00bs and tell people off for how n00bish they are.

They get hihgly offended when you dis their random board.

You can't do that cause your not a /b/tard.

by CASH SMASH RASH. October 1, 2007

yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

by Ryan BasTARD December 27, 2007

Fart Tard

The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.

Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!

by Dan Ballz May 23, 2006