Home Run Slide

The act of sliding across the soaking wet locker room floor completely nude and subsequently ending up in the showers

“Jerry did the most epic home run slide after gym!”

by JoeMama7978 December 23, 2020

African slip and slide

The act of shitting on a hardwood floor and setting bowling pins on the other side. Then proceeding to throw African ginger midgets to try and knock them down.

Hey Vincent wanna go set up the African slip and slide after this beer?

by BigRichard832626 April 3, 2021

BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN

It's spider man but with a big nose! how humorous!

do you love BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN?
YES! BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN IS SO FUNNY!

by NotXcmshow May 31, 2022

eating the spider

to give in to peer pressure, especially doing something unwise because of it

Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine

Person 2 is eating the spider

by willdeez14 August 12, 2022

Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.

"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"

by SpaceyStars January 6, 2023

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

slide tackle

Common terminology used by ex (or want to be) collegiate athletes describing the physical act of tenaciously pursuing a female prospect and successfully achieving the evening's mission of sexual relations.

Synonyms: leg sweep, take down, head lock, yard sale...

I'm going to a wedding this weekend and I'm hoping to slide tackle one of the bridesmaids.

by Desperado 2009 February 20, 2009