by Alf Porn April 12, 2024
Get the Spider Eyesmug. Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 2, 2021
Get the Porch spidermug. When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
Get the Surprise Spider-Manmug. a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice
OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.
by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020
Get the spidermug. old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024
Get the mom spidermug. by Oof88 December 10, 2018
Get the Spider menzmug. An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor
by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021
Get the Spider-Manmug.